Notes from Germany

I am an American expat living in Germany. It's a far away land on the other side of the ocean. It's interesting and often weird here. If you read this and want to comment then email me at blog(the at symbol)chillmost.com. If you find any spelling or grammar mistakes, you can keep them.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Uh, how much to show us your thingies?

I dunno, it sounds like bullshit. If I was 13, stole my dad's credit card and was holed up in a hotel room with $3,000 cash and some high class hookers, I'm pretty sure I would have thought of better ways to pass the time other than playing Xbox.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them...
creative, but you still fail, loser.
...Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
Well, something tells me he's on the fast track. Maybe a politician can mentor him and show him what hookers are for.

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